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• me: so I might have an in to help (sister) get a job with (company), so I'm helping her put together a resume
• my mom: but why does she need to apply like everyone else? shouldn't (company) trust that she's good based on your word?
• the tiny Willy Wonka that lives in my head: but that, my dear children, is called nepotism, and is frowned on in most economies