qwanderer aka Irene Wendy Wode

 as far as I can tell he subsists mostly on frozen pizza, kraft dinner, and peanut butter and banana smoothies or whatever else he's convinced himself is his new secret "health kick"

and he has the nerve to judge me for what I eat

like okay, I can see the criticism of eating greasy fried breakfast every morning (though it's actually a carefully-balanced meal with plenty of prebiotics and nutrients)

but he is apparently concerned for my health because I eat a good portion of my meat and vegetables out of cans and canned chicken "just smells wrong"